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the-mighty-beard:

siriuslymeg:

gymleader-corn:

donjuansaminta:

So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

I CANT BREATHE

DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.

the-mighty-beard:

siriuslymeg:

gymleader-corn:

donjuansaminta:

So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

I CANT BREATHE

DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.

17 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 171,556 notes
thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

21 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 305,051 notes

nailpornography:

The Rainbow Fish

Book NOTW inspiration!

21 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 123 notes

rainbowrobotroses:

One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:

"I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!" 

The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside. 

The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.” 

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 52,812 notes

howell-lester-phanfics:

torchwood-teaboy:

……..

I was not expecting that.

im legit crying
1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 125,163 notes

monsieurpaprika:

vagisodium:

vintagegal:

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

tag your extreme horror please

WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 228,959 notes

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 34,594 notes
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lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 96,278 notes

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 256,668 notes