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The Mexican Jumping Bean
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Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche
3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 107,322 notes
ultrafacts:

eonater:

ultrafacts:

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get in loser,we’re going opossoming

Mean Girls reference?

ultrafacts:

eonater:

ultrafacts:

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get in loser,we’re going opossoming

Mean Girls reference?

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 5,580 notes

pyjamaparties:

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

image

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

Oh so that’s what that was in Times Square

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 394,730 notes
darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 163,900 notes

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 72,054 notes
gaypee:

theunpopularblogger:

gaypee:

last one

can someone fucken explain tthis to me

gaypee:

theunpopularblogger:

gaypee:

last one

can someone fucken explain tthis to me

image

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 46,187 notes
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fileformat:

berlin1991:

gloomyteens:

i watch this every day

this is surreal

why did she leave omfg

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 40,518 notes

riverdoge:

Man this series makes no fucking sense

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 101,733 notes
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joesugg:

NEW VIDEO OF ME PRANKING MY ROOMMATE CASPAR LEE ALL WEEK :D 

enjoy 

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 3,810 notes

mistergandalf:

alternate ending to the third hobbit movie

thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili

and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life

and everyone lives happily ever after

thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker

the end

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 6,428 notes