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galeweather:

teamwin + consent
BETWEEN US (2022—)

3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 2,190 notes

viva-yas-vegas:

American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!

Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.

3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 2,893 notes

yohankang:

What are you smiling at?

(Between Us, ep. 3)

3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 1,509 notes

bluesturngold:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out

I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

A reply from Tumblr user aniki-price that says "Hannah Montana ass situation."ALT
3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 53,048 notes

thetrashiestoftrash:

mfshipbracket:

ROUND ONE: Shrek/Fiona (Shrek) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Shrek/Fiona

Kylo Ren/Rey

See Results
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3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 63,832 notes

s-the-empress:

rehfan:

seperis:

the-patron-saint-of-tony-hawk:

masonicbeheadingritual:

shen-ancalhar:

seashellronan:

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol


Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.


I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

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The scurvy got him

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

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3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 380,105 notes

grimelords:

I love trying to look up the lyrics for a song and instead having the Genius website make my phone hot while it loads five ads and autoplays a video of Oop Slurp explaining the meaning behind his song She Fuck Me Like I’m Dr Phil

3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 20,395 notes
yeahiwasintheshit:
“tallandtired:
“shesnake:
““Progress Shark” outside the Australian Museum, ahead of Sydney Mardi Gras/World Pride Festival 2023.
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her.
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WRATH MONTH
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yeahiwasintheshit:

tallandtired:

shesnake:

“Progress Shark” outside the Australian Museum, ahead of Sydney Mardi Gras/World Pride Festival 2023.

her.

WRATH MONTH

3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 75,638 notes

transfeminitay:

transfeminitay:

you only die once! when you do, make sure to make it as intentionally traumatic for everyone else around you as possible!!

cant wait to see the blorbos that people tag this post with

3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 10,386 notes

awfullythoughtful:

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3 months ago on March 26th, 2023 | J | 5,985 notes